Sunday, September 10, 2006

Food

I probably am not the best source of food information. I'll include some links that discuss places. I tend to go the same places over and over and I eat wherever I have a comp. I am especially weak on expensive retaurants. I rarely go to them. That being said I can give a useful over view.

VEGAS BUFFETS:

UPSCALE:
The three buffets usually mentioned as the upscale examples are Bellagio, Paris, and Alladin. Alladin is considered the best value. Paris is very good. Bellagio is good but overrated I think. In all three you pay much less for lunch than supper and have as good a selection of things to eat. So that is the time to go. The buffet trick is to go just before the supper hour, get a table, and then take a walk and come back s they start to put out the crab and other supper specialties. In that way you get the supper for the lunch price. 10/2006 note - We will have to watch the Alladin. Right now it would be a terrible choice because they have moved just part of it to a temporary location while they renovate. They are losing status, but once the renovation is complete, they should be good again. They might even be a little cheaper for a while, or offer coupon specials to get back their regulars. Construction should be done by November.

Here is some sense of what is good at the Paris buffet:
http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=31773

If you like seafood and suishi there is a new seafood buffet on the Harmon side of the Aladdin. For under $30 you could eat all the seafood you can imagine prepared in a vey nice manner.

AVERAGE: The Orleans is a fine average buffet with plenty to eat and a price that makes it much less painful. During September they have been having a special of $7 for lunch and supper. That is really cheap. Gold Coast is also a good average buffet. In each place you have to avoid days when the price goes up for seafood or steak or Sunday Brunch. I really don't think that you get that much better a choice of foods and you pay someimes double. I'll create a chart.

DOWNSCALE: I like Terrible's Buffet for breakfast but it is a good walk from the strip. With a coupon I can get breakfast for $2. I also like the cheapest supper buffet in town, the Plaza. It is very basic but suits me. I don't like the Sahara except for fruit in the morning. Imperial Palace has a very bad reputation too.

SEAFOOD: The Rio seafood buffet is highly recommended. I have not eaten there but everyone raves about it. They have a couple buffets. Their regular buffet is over priced I think even with coupons.

DOWNTOWN:
My favorite buffets is Main Street Station. It is midpriced and very good. There are even some Hawaaian specialties. The Golden Nugget Buffet is also good but the lines are long. I eat there after a poker session so I get a pass to the beginning of the line and a free meal.

Cafes and Restaurants


In general the food on the strip is more expensive than off the strip. So if you plan your mealtimes so as to avoid the expensive places, you will do better. There are still some good deals in Vegas, but just wandering and eating at random you will encounter more expensive options. You pay a little for being unplanned.

That being said, here is a restaurant often recommended. It is a bit upscale but you can eat and watch the fountains across the street if you plan it right;

Mon Ami Gabi
Mon Ami Gabi is the indoor/outdoor restaurant at Paris. With an outdoor patio fronting the Strip, it’s one of the few such venues in town and likely the best. “It’s very French,” commented a guest we brought who’s traveled to Paris for many years. “It reminds me of dining on the Champs- Elysées, only it’s the Las Vegas Strip out front and a smaller Eiffel Tower above.” Indeed.
The atmosphere is the key, but the food also makes the grade. Classic appetizers, such as French onion soup ($7.50), country-style pâté, and a charcuterie plate (samples of pâtés and other meats) are priced from $7.50 to $13. Sandwiches, including the classic French steak sandwich with frites (fries) go for about $13. There’s also a choice of crêpes, quiche, fish dishes, steaks, and a macaroni and cheese entrée for $12. Choose from an array of French desserts ($8) to go with coffee.
Lunch is the cool thing to do here—for the hip European vibe. The portions are huge, the play is to choose one item per person (appetizer or entrée) and split ’em, then add dessert and coffee if you like. The charcuterie plate and a steak sandwich, along with a single dessert and coffee (or a couple glasses of wine), for example, make a perfect lunch for two that will cost under $50 with tip.
Lunch is served from 11:30 am to 4 pm daily, dinner from 4 to 11 (midnight on the weekends). They don’t take reservations for outside seating, so be prepared for a possible wait. The outside bar is a prime spot to grab a drink (and you can eat there, too).
While you’re there, pick up an enrollment card for the associated Frequent Diner Program. Mon Ami Gabi is part of a big fine-dining network that includes the Eiffel Tower Restaurant, Joe’s Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab, and Café Ba-Ba-Reeba! in Las Vegas, along with several restaurants in other cities (primarily Chicago).

A bonus to dining at Mon Ami Gabi is having a prime seat for the Bellagio fountain show directly across the street. However, the shows don’t begin until 3 pm, so you might want to schedule your lunch for around 2:30. You can also go for dinner, of course (the show is even more spectacular at night). The Gabi bar is worth visiting, whether you eat there or not. Order a drink and watch the show.


Just a couple blocks off the strip is Ellis Island. They have a steak special for about $5 that is just wonderful and considered the best deal in Vegas. The steak is a fine cut of meat and is served with potato and all the green beans you ever wanted as well as a salad. Their other food is good too, but I know less about that because I am always eating the steak. It is 24 hour special but not on the menu. You have to ask. Microbrews here are $1.50 in the restaurant, $1 at the bar. Free of course for players. The casino is very downscale. Nothing fancy here.

It used to be that an inexpensive prime rib was the big deal in Vegas and those specials are still around. I like to catch them when I can. Downtown the Golden Gate diner, Careful Kitty's at El Cortez and the California all have good ones at decent prices.

Binion's cafe is nice for late night dining.
The 4 Queens Magnolia Room has nice food. I also like their microbrew samplers.

If you go to the Gold Coast in the afternoon with the free drink coupon from the Orleans funbook, you can buy a hotdog with everything including sauerkrat for 75 cents near the sportsbook and wash it down with a free beer while you watch the Royal Dixie Jazz Band play.

Many of the casinos, including the Orleans have Graveyard Specials which run from midnight until 6 AM. Steak and eggs might be $1.95.

The Wild Wild West has great hamburgers but you really need a car to go there.

Most of you will be at the Orleans so here is a link discussing all the restaurants there:

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=31042


A block behind the Orleans is a fine Irish Pub with some of the best home made potato chips I ever ate.

http://www.usmenuguide.com/mcmullans.html


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VEGETARIAN AND HEALTH FOOD SUGGESTIONS

These are not really very convenient but Vegas does have some healthy places to eat if that is an issue.
Go Raw Cafe


2381 E. Windmill Ln., 702/450-9007
2910 Lake East Dr., 702/254-5382


Do you want to know where the real vegans eat? Not Las Vegans. We’re talking about the hard-core vegetarians who shun not only meat, but also dairy and eggs. Finally, here’s the answer to the many requests we get to recommend a good vegetarian restaurant in Las Vegas. Not only is this a vegan restaurant, but it’s also totally raw (nothing is cooked). You’ve never seen a menu with so many quotation marks: “Cheese” is made out of almonds; “fries” are made out of avocado slices dipped in bread crumbs; “sausage” is made from walnuts; “salmon” is described as the “chef’s flavorful creation.” The ingredients are exclusively grains, nuts, seeds, and organic produce, prepared with raw organic oils. The “neat loaf” ($12.95) for example, is made from mushrooms and nuts.
So how’s the food? In a word: different. A lot of imagination goes into the preparation, which is about as good as it can get, given the limitations. It’s cheap too—the main dishes are all under $15. And for those of you for whom birdfeed alone just isn’t gonna get it, there’s one great out: the house salad with creamy garlic dressing ($11.50). This is one wild and tasty platter of greens, vegetables, seeds, and nuts, and your fellow diners won’t be able to say you were afraid to try something.
THE RAW TRUTH
3620 E. Flamingo Road
Las Vegas, Nevada 89121
PHONE: 702-450-9007
HOURS: Monday - Saturday 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.
http://www.living-foods.com/articles/lasvegas.html/


I'm copying a long post I made elsewhere after visiting Vegas. Unfortunately there aren't many options but maybe this will help.

WILD OATS MARKET & CAFE
7250 W. Lake Mead Blvd, Las Vegas, NV, 89128
PHONE: 702-942-1500
HOURS (LUNCH & DINNER): 10 a.m. to 8 p.m.
HOURS (MARKET): 8 a.m. to 9 p.m.

Health food stores are my Disneyland. Though most stores are independent, companies like Wild Oats are bringing health foods to the mainstream. Wild Oats is the same size and has the same general set-up as regular grocery stores, only the food is organic, the medicines are alternative, and the shampoo is natural.

The Cafe serves all organic food; not all of the food is vegan, but there are still plenty of options. The food is served deli-style; you can either take it to go, or you can sit down in the store to eat. Choices include vegetarian, bean, millet and meat burritos, macaroni salad, Marci's potato salad and Sharon's pasta salad, plus an assortment of veggie drinks and fruit smoothies. There is something for everybody here, and prices are on the low end.

THE RAW TRUTH
3620 E. Flamingo Road
Las Vegas, Nevada 89121
PHONE: 702-450-9007
HOURS: Monday - Saturday 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.
http://www.living-foods.com/articles/lasvegas.html/

The raw food movement goes beyond veganism; raw foodists are so called because they eat no food that is cooked above a certain temperature. They eat this way for the health benefits, not because they feel sorry for plants, by the way (in fact, some people eat raw meat). Though I am not a raw foodist myself, all food served The Raw Truth is 100% vegan, so my family and I decided to try it. Now, I love fresh vegetables, but my family would rather eat pizza and wings, so The Raw Truth was quite an adventure for them. The Raw Truth serves traditional dishes like meat loaf, pasta, lasagna, bread, and pizza - only the ingredients are primarily vegetables, fruits, nuts, and seeds. Dishes that normally require cooking are prepared using a dehydrator (all of the food is safe to eat because there are no animal products in the ingredients). If you are not used to raw cuisine, I suggest starting with something familiar, like nori rolls, tabouli, cookies, salad, and fresh juice.

RAINBOW'S END NATURAL FOODS
1100 East Sahara Avenue
Las Vegas, NV 89104
PHONE: 702-737-7282
HOURS: Monday - Friday 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.; Saturday 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Rainbow's End is both a health food store and a cafe. Boca, black bean, and gardenburgers, mock egg salad, tortillas, sandwiches, veggie lasagna, stir fry, and fresh-squeezed juices are just a few of the menu items. Prices at the health food store are slightly higher than Wild Oats, but prices at the cafe are about the same as Wild Oats' deli. The food is all vegetarian; even so, my non-veg family enjoyed it.

MEDITERRANEAN CAFE
4147 S. Maryland Parkway
Las Vegas, Nevada 89119
PHONE: 702-731-6030
HOURS (MARKET): Monday - Friday 9 a.m. to 8 p.m.; Saturday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
HOURS (RESTAURANT): Sunday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Monday - Thursday 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 10 a.m. to 10 p.m.
http://www.medcafe-market.com/

Entree prices range from $8.95 - $10.95; most sandwiches are $6.95. Vegan dishes include tabouli salad, fresh salas, hummus, baba ganosh, falafel pita, stuffed grape leaves, combination plate, falafel plate, and various beverages, including at least two dozen different teas.

And one more discussion: http://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/qofday.cfm?s=F&w=QOD&men=1&sub=0

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MEXCAN FOOD

Surf this threads for lots of comments and discussion. One post gives four other such hreads:

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=31762

MEXICAN FOOD

El Sombrero. The oldest Mexican Restaurant in Vegas. Located between the Stratosphere and Downtown across from the Gamblers Gerneral Store) No fancy Yuppie Casino atmosphere, just a hole in the wall in a seedy area. (Still safe during the day and night) If the location/atmosphere bothers you, You can get the food to go too. The food is a bit spicey, not expensive (Huge portions) and yummy! Lunch time is very popular.

We stop by there at least once every trip.


Las Vegas' oldest Mexican restaurant opened in 1950 and is housed in a small, nondescript building on South Main Street. It's a location that no restaurant should be able to survive in. Nonetheless, El Sombrero has thrived here by feeding locals a simple Mexican menu full of fiery salsas, fresh tortillas and spicy chiles, both colorado (red) and verde (green).

The Food
Both house-made salsas (mild tomato or hot smoked chipotle) are made fresh daily and regulars claim that they are positively addictive. Portions are huge, but nothing on the menu tops $10, making this one of the cheapest meals in town. Many people opt for the take-out menu, but if you're staying in the restaurant, drop a few coins in the Mexican jukebox to highlight the mood.

MICHOACAN

Michoacan (pronounced mee-cho-ah-CAHN) is a state in central Mexico famous for its lakes, scenery, and exquisite food. The Spanish word lindo means pretty or beautiful.


Javier Barajas, the owner of Lindo Michoacan Restaurante, learned to cook when his grandparents, Timoteo and Ninfa, sent him to study at the seminary in Michoacan. At the seminary a wooden revolving service door (the torno) separated the nuns in the kitchen from the priests and students in the dining hall. Through the crack in this door, Javier developed a friendship with the Mother Superior.

After a few months, Sister Anita asked Javier if he would come to the kitchen everyday to help the nuns lift and move the heavy pots and pans. She noticed right away that Javier was quick and eager to learn. Before long, she was teaching him to help with the food preparation as well. He spent years mastering the secrets of Michoacan cuisine.
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Now Javier and his family bring the great food and cultural traditions of Michoacan to Las Vegas. In Mexico, they say, "If you want good food, go to Michoacan." In Las Vegas, we say, "If you want good food, come to Lindo Michoacan."
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SOPRANOS DINNER AND SHOW

http://www.comedywedding.com/shows/lasvegas/sopranos.cfm?CFID=1139781&CFTOKEN=28473391

Lots of coupons for this one.

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Here is a link to other to food discussions:

http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=18


SOME COLLECTED RECOMMENDATION FROM OTHER VISITORS

Just as we were pondering what to run as our next Reader Poll, someone did our job for us and sent in this question. Following the great response to the "must-see" survey, this seemed like a fitting successor, so please send in your favorites via the QoD submission page.

No special rules or restrictions apply: It can be any dish or side, as cheap or high-end as you like, just something that you’d recommend to a visitor because it’s consistently exceptional, or unique to Las Vegas, or super value, or a special-occasion splurge, or reminds you of your mom’s cooking, or is as good as you ate on a trip to New York/France/China/wherever, or even is just something simple that you look forward to when you visit because you like the venue and enjoy the service.

To inspire you, here are some suggestions from the LVA staff:

* The Ellis Island $4.95 complete steak dinner was the choice of both Deke (Senior Editor) and Laurie (Production Coordinator). "You’d think I’d be sick of the steak after having to come up with something different to say about it every month for the past 64 months in a row, but I’m not. I eat it all the time and still think it’s the greatest meal deal in Las Vegas, Nevada, the U.S., the world, the solar system, and possibly the Milky Way. The 150 steamed clams in garlic sauce I was served in Panama City recently -- for $3.50 -- is a close second." (Deke) "It’s a Top 10 favorite, as well as mine!" (Laurie)

* "Since two people have already gone for the Ellis Island steak, I have to pick the 99¢ shrimp cocktail at the Golden Gate. What the heck -- it’s only been around for 47 years." (Anthony – Publisher)

* "I really like Garduno's (the one at the Palms is good, but the one at Fiesta Rancho is better). I like the basic stuff -- Nachos Tradicionales ($7.75) and the Carne Tacos Tradicionales ($9.95) -- but my husband’s a little more adventurous and tries new things all the time; last time he had the Mexican Chicken Stir Fry ($11.95) and said he'd order it again." (Sasha – Editor)

* Dale (Web Developer) picks Diamond China, 3909 W. Sahara. "Their wonton soup is killer. And the fresh whole shrimp (I am not sure what it’s called) is absolutely wonderful."

* "Hot and sour soup at Diamond China: I’ve been conducting an international survey for some years now and this one’s still in a league of its own. But seeing as Dale pipped me to the post in picking Diamond, I’m going to cheat and also choose the Nam Kao Tod appetizer ($7.95) at Lotus of Siam: minced sour sausage mixed with green onion, fresh chili, ginger, peanuts, crispy rice, and lime juice. Unique and delicious!" (Jessica – Web-Content Manager).

* "My pick's the Pacific Rim Fondue for Two ($62.00) at the Melting Pot, 8704 W. Charleston. I just took my daughter there for her birthday treat and we loved it." (Audrey – Receptionist)

* "At the Silverton's Sundance Grill, they serve a country-fried steak that's a really good-sized chicken steak with corn on the cob, gravy, and mashed potato. It’s just wonderful and the price is reasonable ($8.95). But then again, maybe I haven't got around that much!" (Andrew - IT dept.)

* "Hugo's Cellar at the Four Queens: The last time I went I had the beef medallions with mushrooms. My date had the king crab legs and raved about them. Prices range from $20 to $40 per person, without wine." (Becki - Office Manager)

* "I'll go for the lamb chops at Hugo's Cellar. The room is completely old-school cool and kitschy, the service is excellent, they have their own sommelier, and they prepare their chops better than any other restaurant in town that I've tried." (Bethany - Marketing Director)

* "For value-for-money, I'd recommend Carluccio's Tivoli Gardens at 1775 E. Tropicana (next to the Liberace Museum). Last time I went there I had the Eggplant Parmigiana ($10.99), which comes with a mountain of spaghetti, side salad, and as much French bread as you can eat – I had to take a doggy-bag home for my son!" (Gail - Data Input)

* "I think Slots-A-Fun still has $1 beer and a foot-long hot dog for $1.50, but then again, the place never appealed to me." (Gary – Accounts ... of course!)

* "Known in close circles as 'hangover soup,' Vietnamese Pho is the perfect remedy for those days where you need some inner healing. It's not just a noodle soup: It's a physical and spiritual experience that will invigorate, refresh, and soothe your affliction. Get the Pho Tai (beef noodle soup) or Pho Ga (chicken noodle soup). Add basil, bean sprouts, chili peppers, a squeeze of lime, and all the hot sauce you can handle. Feel as the previous night's poison is released via your sweating brow! Altogether, it's a torrent of flavorful deliciousness. As far as venues go, I'd recommend Saigon Fragrance Vietnamese Noodle House, 3650 S Decatur Blvd." (David - Web Site Director)

* "My must-eat in Vegas is the chicken pot pie from Hash House A Go Go (6800 W. Sahara). My reason for that choice is because it's very tasty! It's also such a big portion, I know I'll have leftovers for the next couple of days." (Boston – Shipping)

* "I would have to say the seafood buffet at the Cannery. I can't remember the price, but I know it was relatively low-cost for the quality and choice of food." (Howard – IT dept.)

* And finally, a suggestion that comes directly from the venerable "beer is food" school of thought: "I would have to choose the Black Mountain Ale from Barley's Casino and Microbrewery in Henderson. It's a mild, slightly sweet, dark beer, similar to a porter and, in my opinion, if you were to suckle on the breast of Mother Earth, this is the nourishment you'd receive. A fine brew! And it's also available in jugs to take home with you." (Rob – Shipping)


HOOTERS

The old San Remo was known for its 24-hour prime rib deal, served first for $3.95, then $4.95, and finally $5.95. Now the casino that took its place has resurrected the meal special. Hooters is serving a $5.95 prime rib available 24 hours in the Dam (coffee shop). The sign on the marquee is the only reference to it; it’s not on the menu. This may be because there isn’t much to it: Just a piece of meat and a potato. No vegetable, no salad, no roll. You can add a good garden salad for $1.95 (discounted from the standard $3.95), which creates a more proper prime rib dinner for $7.80. What you get is decent, but better suited for a lunch than a dinner (you can get the prime rib with eggs and toast for breakfast for $7.95).


OUTRAGEOUS FOOD






TIRED OF DIETING? DOWNTOWN YOU CAN GET DEEP FRIED TWINKIES OR OREOS.
YUM!!!!!

(CLICK ON PHOTOS TO ENLARGE)

Monday, August 28, 2006

Have to do Laundry?

Most casinos do not have laundry facilities. People who need to wash out things can easily do a few things right in the room. The dry air of Vegas makes things dry quickly. But if you are staying a while (like me) and need to find a laudromat, here is a link that includes some suggestions.

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=30474


I have used a laudromat just down the street from the Orleans but needed a car to access it, or the desire to walk a long way with a rolling suitcase. I am not sure if the one I used is the one often recommended on this site.




http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=30474

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Massage

One Vegas luxury is getting a good massage. I do not like massage much so I am not much of a source of information. Elizabeth has been to the Palms and to the Orleans and liked both. If you have more questions, I'll do more research but

Here are some thread discussions:

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=30494&highlight=massage

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=31646&highlight=massage

http://spas.about.com/od/topspas/a/lasvegasspas.htm

Monday, August 21, 2006

Update on Stratosphere- especially for Dec4-9

Some of you have expressed some interest in the Stratosphere, and so far it is one of the best deals for that cowboy time (dec 4-dec 10) especially for newbies who are going to be light on gambling and heavy on seeing the sights.

The Stratosphere

will match any price you get anywhere so that means it can be booked early, directly with the hotel, and you will not have a cancelation fee for changes in plans.

It might be one to book if you would like the insurance of knowing you have a room available.

Their current promotion only runs through Sept 30th but it has some nice features: %25 off rack rate with lots of free or 2 for 1 tickets thrown in. Hopefully they will repeat that deal for December.

check out their website:

http://www.stratospherehotel.com/

And a funny review of the casino:

http://www.cheapovegas.com/vegas_casino_full.php?hotel_id=1047

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Laughlin Deals

If any of you are thinking of a couple days away from Vegas here is one spot a couple hours out of Vegas. People's feelings are mixed about this little row of casinos along the Colorado River. It is an older crowd, more realxed, less glitz and some hate that. The gambling is good. Arizona is just across the river and Route 66 is nearby. The Hoover Dam is not far. Anyway, I'll keep posting the latest Laughlin Deals on this post. (As is always the case weekend nights will be higher.)


September- December
EDGEWATER casino in Laughlin

1st night $39. 2nd night FREE

Must be booked August 15-August 22
ON line

https://secure02.mgm-mirage.com/edgewater/reservation.aspx?packagename=MFREE4&sourceCode=in


or call1-800-67RIVER and ask for MFREE4 deal

Monday, July 17, 2006

My Nightmare

It was my first day in Vegas and I was staying at the El Cortez. I did a little shopping and had a bag with some decks of cards and other small things tucked in front of me. I sat on a bar stool and was playing video poker. A number of old guys with three day beards sat next to me, joked with me, talked to me. The place was busy and crowded.

In a lull of activity, I was alone and I noticed that the bag was missing some items. I checked closer and some of the decks of cards had been stolen. One deck had only had a third of the cards left.

I was annoyed to think that a thief would steal such cheap things. I was a little amused that he had apparently stolen the cards a few at a time and I wondered how long it took to learn that much skill in being a pick pocket. I got up to tell a guard what had happened and that is when I noticed that my wallet was also missing as was my cell phone.

Well, I was in a panic. I remembered that I had not written down the numbers of the Traveler’s Checks and that they were all in that wallet. I would have the numbers from when I first bought them, but I had cashed some on my last trip and would not know the numbers of the ones that I had left.

I felt like such a jerk.

I went to a tall Black guard and he was very calming and helpful, but I did not really know what I wanted to do first and was not ready to have him help me. I told him I would be right back. I went and checked over my things again and when I decided I knew what I wanted to do, I went looking for him, but now there was this older white woman with red hair on duty, and she was more about lecturing me on why I had sat on the bar stool with my wallet visible, and what did I expect them to do for me and didn’t I know this was the El Cortez after all and these things did happen. And she told me all these things in a demeaning and lightly sarcastic way the way some parents talk to their kids when they are annoyed at them. She made me feel terrible. I told her she should know that I was upset, and did not need such insinuation and lecture.

Of course, all the while I am not just thinking of the money and the credit cards and my checkbook and all I have to do now to close those accounts, but also that I am in Vegas on the 4th of December and have planned to stay until the 28th of December. With no money I might as well go home and even if I borrowed money, I would not feel good about gambling after so large a loss. So as well as the disappointment in the loss of funds, I was very sad to lose my trip meant to be a celebration of turning 60.

I left the rude redhead and found another casino person. This person offered to lend me $800 to gamble with. Here I was in a panic, and all they were worried about was losing my business!

I wandered around the casino looking for someone to help me, but no one would. There was either nothing they would do, or they were not listening even to my problem.

Finally, two fine looking girls were assigned to me and were very friendly like those hosts on the television show. They talked to me and took me around and finally got me in a cab where I thought we were going to a phone or to the police. This would have been a great time for a little erotic dream break from this nightmare, but I was much too upset for delightful fantasy.

We drove down this street of building with hotels and signs in Spanish. I guess I was in Costa Rica too in some small dream way. Finally, listening carefully to their talk; I realized they were taking me to one of those time share lectures to buy beach front property in Tahiti. I asked them straight out if that was what they were doing and they looked uncomfortable and finally explained to me that this was their job.

Now I was almost screaming at them to help me find a phone, so I can call my wife and hopefully get my checking account stopped before I am totally broke. At that point they disappeared completely from the back of the cab and I was alone there.

And I woke up.

Enormously relieved to be back in the real world, I immediately went and wrote the numbers of my left over traveler’s checks from my last trip in two places.

And gradually the panic is ebbing away.

Dream sources from the real world:

I talked two hours last night to my buddy Lucky Pete who just returned from a great Silver Strike collection. He had plenty to tell me about the decline of the Plaza, partly due to the bad feelings between the staff and their new bosses who are nasty. He had won ever session of 10/7 video poker he tried. And I got a written trip report from our other Vegas Buddy, Louisiana Mudgriff Dan who had done well too on Silver Strikes and had a good trip. both of them got me excited about my Dec 4-28 trip in December where I well might start at the El Cortez if the cowboys have precluded any free hotel offers to come.

I had forgotten to write the Traveler’s checks down. but actually I don’t carry all of them with me and I never take personal checks to Vegas or when I travel nor a card to an ATM because both can be stolen and there is not much recourse afterwards. Charge cards are a lot safer. My friend had his number stolen and maxed out in Vegas. It cost him just $50.

Then there is visiting this board daily and recently booking my Dec 4th flight down on Southwest.

Now, I’m going to have bowl of fruit and go swimming.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

WALKING IN VEGAS

Bring comfortable shoes.

The thing to try to understand is that while a casino may look like a 10 minute walk from where you are, it may be more like thirty minutes. In that clear air distances are deceiving.

If you have a good sense of how far a mile is, here are the figures for the strip casinos. However, remember that you would not walk by most of them. You would walk in to them and see something. That could easily double the distance.:

Calculating the distances between any two points on the list involves nothing more than basic math, going forward or backward.

0.0 Mandalay Bay
0.2 Luxor
0.4 Excalibur, Tropicana
0.6 New York-New York, MGM Grand
0.7 Showcase Mall
0.8 Monte Carlo
1.0 Boardwalk Holiday Inn
1.0 Harley Davidson Cafe
1.2 Aladdin
1.4 Bellagio, Paris
1.5 Bally's, Barbary Coast
1.7 Caesars Palace, Flamingo
1.8 Harrah's
1.9 Mirage, O'Shea's, Casino Royale
2.0 Venetian
2.2 Treasure Island
2.3 Fashion Show Mall
2.5 Frontier, Desert Inn
2.8 Stardust
3.0 Westward Ho, Slots 'O Fun, Riviera
3.1 Circus Circus
3.4 Wet 'N Wild
3.6 Sahara
3.9 Stratosphere

And did I say anything about comfortable shoes?
Bring them!!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

The dead body exhibit

Uh, here is one you can visit on your own. I have seen enough of this on CSI. Too much actually. But some on the boards say it is quite an exhibit.

http://www.klastv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4977086

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5553329

Thursday, July 13, 2006

The cheapest gambling near the strip

Recent board post: The westin still has there happy hour as of 7/7. It's a dollar craps, .25 roulette, and 5 dollar blackjack. It's between 12-5. The casino is small, never crowded. It's right next to the old Bourbon street at Koval and Flamingo.

Odds on the craps are 3-4-5

They count those small bets toward comps and mailings.

It is really a good deal and a very classy, if boring, casino. They have apparently have not had much business since opening and this is a way to get the public in. For those new to Vegas they also offer a great new card sign up deal where you can gamble in slots or video poker a certain amount and have it matched by them. I don't remember the exact deal but it is good. Finally they have a deal where you buy $15 in chips for blackjack for $10 and play them until they are gone. You keep the profit. I did well on that deal last time, but you can only do it once a lifetime.

So a visit to the Westin is a good newby deal and I will go with you if it fits into your visit. A block away is also the best steak deal in town as long as you like green beans.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Newest prices and PHOTOS OF VEGAS

Checking today a little I discovered that Travelworm will beat the Gold Coast price, so I changed my booking by calling the Gold Coast and telling them to look up the the new Travelworm price, and while I was at it booked from Dec 10th just in case I want to stay there for that entire stretch. Janice is thinking about going to the Barbary Coast in that cheaper week so that would put me in easy reach of her and anyone who books to go along with her.

I'll we working to use my free nights from the 4th through the 9th when things are expensive. Probably I'll end up at the El Cortez downtown.

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/photopost/showgallery.php?cat=505&sort=1

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Note from Slink on hotel availability

Slink writes: My experience and research on Vegas is that this is one of the few places that it doesn't necessarily pay to book a hotel early. Hotels hold back big blocks of rooms for the discounters and prices tend to go down as you get closer to your date and they start to release the rooms. December should not be bad even with the rodeo since a lot of people don't like to travel around Christmas.


I agree with you, buddy. I too expect the prices to drop as we get closer to blast off. So we’ll just keep looking. There are lots of months coming. Booking now is just a hedge bet. I would certainly not book anything I could not change.

Car Rental Tips

Renting a car in Vegas

It has been fairly easy getting a car in Vegas. We can hope it stays easy. At the airport they are building a new car pickup location served by a single shuttle bus. Regardless of which company you rent from, you will take the same shuttle to your car. This should make finding the shuttle bus easier, but it may remove the advantage that some customers had who joined a car VIP program. For example, at Dollar you can send in your information and be on file with them. That means when you rent a car all the paperwork is done and previously you could by pass the office and just go to get the car in the lot. During busy times this saved a lot of hassle. How it will work in the new lot, no one knows for sure. For more information: http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/May-07-Fri-2004/business/23821833.html

However, it is still a good idea to sign up for this service because it may save you time or get you a deal. For example, Dollar Express also sends free upgrade coupons for new members so that could be handy.

Speaking of Dollar, a good time to book a good fare is right no. They have Compact cars for $98 a week which is about the cheapest price. This compares with $130 in the other usual places. I booked for the three weeks. It locks in that price and I can always cancel. They do not take a charge card when you book. If you fly Southwest Dollar also will add some rapid rewards points to your frequent flier card, but you must remember to tell them.

Also, many of the car rentals offer discounts to certain groups who enter a Promo code. These codes change but can be used by anyone. For example, by using an FF05 code I got a 5% reduction in my rate today. I got the code from a bulletin board note. Other companies have codes. Sometimes they work, sometimes not. Here is one source of such codes:

http://rentalcodes.com/
o use a code at Dollar you need first to go to the Specials section of the menu and then you will see the promo code box.

Two things to be careful about:

1. Be certain that your own insurance or the insurance on the credit card you use (or both) covers you for the rental. If you have to buy insurance from Dollar, it will be pricey.

2. If you choose the option of coming back with a full tank, it is easy to get gas on the way in to the airport at a good price. For the empty tank return option, Dollar will quote you a price lower than what is around, but remember that any gas left in the car when you return it, it theirs to keep for free. What you need to be careful to do is get a receipt when you fill up the car. In the recent past Dollar has required those receipts or even added a $10 refill automatically if the car was run under a certain mileage. None of this ever happened to me, but to some other posters on the informational boards.

All of the standard car companies are about the same. Some of the smaller ones will not let you travel out of the state, or will rank cars so that you think you are getting a compact, but you are getting what other places would be an economy. Some too charge you for a ride from the airport. I’d avoid those. If you are going to rent, it is to your advantage to rent at the airport and return there to save your cost of transportation between airport to hotel.

If you are going to stay a long time, and want the car for just part of that time, remember that Dollar will shuttle you from their airport drop off location to your hotel. You just have to ask. And also remember that El Cortez (real low scale frugal place downtown) has a free shuttle to the airport up until 2PM for guests staying there who sign up the day before.

Here is a post from one site. I don't know how accurate it is:

SAMS is a good discount. Typing in SAMS for the discount
code at Thrifty will get you 10% off. At Alamo, if you are a member of
their Quicksilver program, you sometimes get 10% automatically on line.
Couple that with an entertainment book coupon and you have a good deal.
My next LV trip is for 6 days. I got a compact for $117.05 out the
door. $76.75 for the car, $40.30 in taxes and fees.

Here are some ueful rental sites:

http://www.dollar.com/

Vegas Locations for Dollar cars


http://www.travelnow.com/cars/index.jsp?cid=504

http://www.a2zlasvegas.com/transportation/rentals.html

http://www.destinationcoupons.com/Nevada/Las_Vegas/car_budget/rental.asp

http://www.bnm.com/index.html

Southwest Check in Tips

Southwest does not board with assigned seats. It boards like a bus, first come, first pick. They group people into three corals (like cattle) and herd them on the plane one row at a time. The lines are labeled A, B, C depending upon when you get your boarding pass. You want to be in A or B but if you wait until you are at the airport, you will be in C.

So at home, within 24 hours before flight, you can print out a boarding pass on your computer and that will give you good seating.

On the way back it is a little trickier, but if the hotel has a computer you can check in on the computer and if they a have a printer, you can get a pass there. You can do this at the Orleans business office. Also, here is a very good thread discussion of the issue:

http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21639

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Hotel and car questions

DEBBIE WRITES:

I checked the web site for the Orleans but they didn't have any reservations information up yet for December. Any thoughts on that? I'm so not into spending a lot of money on hotel rooms. I just stayed at a Super 8. It was clean, the bed was comfortable -- what MORE do people want for an extra $50 or more? There must be places like that around Vegas, but are they readily accessible, or would I have to have a car and be way out of the way?


DEWEY ANSWERS:
Try this for the Orleans in December. If you have trouble navigating, let me know.


Go to this site:
DEW
http://las-vegas-hotels.tripadvisor.com/Hotels-g45963-Las_Vegas_Nevada-Hotels.html


1. In the left hand menu click on "Las Vegas Hotels"

2. put in your dates ( I did Dec 10-20)

3. The Orleans comes up first for under $100 hotels.

4. Hit Quickcheck under the Orleans

5. A box should come up on the left. HIt “Go” in that box.


If this works right, you should get a half dozen discount prices for the Orleans. I see it from $46 to $53 a night for this entire period.

Now if you booked thru one of the discounters, you would have to pay a fee if you rebooked later.

But if you call the Orleans (1-800- ORLEANS) and tell them that the discounter named "I4Vegas" has those nights for $46, they will give you that price and you can cancel up until about 72 hours of arrival. This means that next week if you find it cheaper there, you can rebook the new price and then cancel the old price. So if you are nervous and want to lock in a price today, you should be able to do that even if the Orleans web has no prices yet. And you will be able to change it later.

GOLD COAST

I did the same nights for the Gold Coast:

Same deal as Orleans.

i4Vegas has them for $32 a night. Nice price. You do the same thing. Call Gold Coast 1-888-402-6278. Tell them i4Vegas has $32 price and they will match it. i just called and checked that they will do that and book into December.

This casino has nice rooms and is in walking distance to the Rio and the Palms and has the same free shuttle to the strip or to the Orleans until about midnight.

Cab is under $10 from strip to Gold Coast so even if you planned on one cab fare each night you would beat the Strip prices.

Wow, same kind of prices for the Barbary Coast. That puts you right on the strip for $46. Sweet.


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Whether you want to rent a car usually depends on whether you want to do a day trip away from Vegas or whether you like driving and being able to get around quickly from place to place.

I am less stressed with no car, but I have all the time in the world to ride buses. I like to get those free drinks and the bus is better than driving then. On the other hand, it might happen that a hotel deal somewhere will be so cheap that car rental will be almost free. Then it is nice to have one. I'll probably have one in December just so I can coordinate a birthday meal, gamble, walk, or whatever with everyone who comes.

Don't worry about hotel rooms. Just be ready to act when I hit a good deal. I'll find you a nice place for cheap money. If you want to be very sure of that, aim your times for after the cowboys leave, December 10th and afterwards. That will be the cheapest time to visit Vegas all year. The Orleans hotel that we would not book on April 22 (at $235 for that night) we booked for $20 on a weekend in December. But some of the good deal hotels host the cowboys so prices are up while they are there and some places are just filled up completely. conventions drive prices up but no on has a large convention just before the holidays so there are usually lots of deals.

Here is another way to save money. If you can go Sunday thru Thursday, the rooms will be a third of the price that they are on the weekend. And whatever you do, do not arrive on Saturday as they all bundle Friday and Saturday together and won't rent just the Saturday or will charge you for both days. Most won't rent at all for Saturday arrivals. They want you there to gamble not paying for an empty room.

One other cool way to check for hotel rooms is to download this software:

http://www.travelaxe.com/Information_Overview.asp

What it does is compile room offers from discounters and then spit all the info back to you in a neat spreadsheet. I can't run it on my MAC because I don't have a high operating system, but regular PC will run it easily. It is good for some other cities too, but it is great for Vegas. But don't book through it until the last minute and then only if you have to. Once you book there, you must pay a cancelation fee if you change your plans, so it is way too early to do that. It is just a good way to see some cool deals and to get a sense of what nights may be underbooked and available. Some of the hotels will take the price of the discounters if you call them and tell them the discounter who is selling. Orleans, Gold Coast, and Barbary Coast all do that. They match the same cheap price and you get potential cancelation without penalty.

The key thing now is to get your times in line. Then if I find a deal for those times, you can hit it. Some really good deals only last a day or two and then they dry up. Once the bulletin boards tell everyone, the cheap rooms are sold out. And if you can, stay flexible by a day on either end. I might be able to add a day for ten bucks. It happens sometimes in December.

You can at least start looking at air prices. Out of Albany, I recommend Southwest, but Jet Blue used to have a great flight out of NYC. Try to avoid layovers, so you don't get stuck in Chicago in a snowstorm. I also like Southwest because you can change your travel plans with no penalty. So if you find a sale there, you just rebook.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Odd Attractions for nongamblers



WORLD'S TALLEST CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN
(Bellagio)

- World's tallest and largest volume chocolate fountain
- White, medium and dark confectionary grade chocolate
- Designed by Montreal artist Michel Mailhot
- 6 pumps circulate close to 2 tons of chocolate
- Over 500 feet of stainless steel piping
- Chocolate circulates at 120 degrees F
- Climate controlled enclosure maintained at 95 degrees F
- Chocolate rises 27 vertical feet from lower level pump room
- 6 ceiling spouts disburse chocolate 14 feet above floor level
- Chocolate cascades into 25 hand-crafted artistic glass vessels
- 2 years of engineering, planning and design

Also while you are in Bellagio you have see the Fiori de Como which in 1998 was in the Guiness book as the largest glass sculpture ever made. The ceiling chandelier measures 65 feet 7 inches by 29 feet 6 inches.
Fiori de Como photos


2,112 AIR SICKNESS AIR BAGS -

The Guiness Book of World Records Museum displays a collection of AIR SICKNESS BAGS from 470 airlines all collected by Niek Vermeuten. The crown jewel is a NASA space shuttle bag which Vermeuten pursued for more than ten years.

IMPERIAL PALACE CAR MUSEUM

This is one to see this trip. With coupons ( I have plenty) it is free. The collector died and gradually they are selling off all the cars, so you may not get a second chance.
Click here for details
Click here for photos
Click here for more photos and details

HENDERSON BIRD PRESERVE

You might not think you can see birds in the desert, but we enjoyed a morning walking the trails between nine ponds and seeing all the waterfowl here. This is just 15 minutes from the strip by car. Click for details

LIBERACE MUSEUM

If you are my age, you probably remember seeing Liberace on television with his sidekick George. His flamboyance was a great joke at the time and continued until his sad early death from AIDS. This museum captures some great parts of his life. Included is a 1788 Broadwood piano (one of the oldest in existence) a French Pleyet piano owned by Chopin, a chickering wood piano once owned by George Gershwin, and a piano made of tootpicks. Of course, we don't pay full fare. 2 for 1 tickets are in many of the magazines and I've saved some for December.





click here for more information

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Grand Canyon

NOTE: This post is a work in progress. Like many to come that give information, it will be updated often, so skim through again in a few weeks. For now, here are some resources to look through regarding Grand Canyon trips and tours.


http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=26637&highlight=grand+canyon
http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=26429&highlight=grand+canyon

Here is a post that recommends the Western rim and says it is much closer:

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=25177&highlight=grand+canyon
http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=25068&highlight=grand+canyon

here is some info on raft trips:

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=24964&highlight=grand+canyon

Here is my search for any bad experiences people have had:

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=26760&start=0


ND LOTS MORE IF YOU HAVE TIME TO SKIM THROUGH THEM:
http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/search.php?searchid=141451


Here is a note from Peter:


Hi Dewey!
Don't even talk to me about being retired. I want to be retired.
On that trip, we flew into Las Vegas and rented a car. We stayed with
you guys at the casino for a couple of days. Then we drove to Grand
Canyon (South Rim). We took the most direct route -- main highways, etc.
The drive over was fun. One thing I remember was we saw a sign to a town
called Chloride. We couldn't believe a town would have a name like that
so we went and checked it out. It was very interesting, in a funky sort
of way.
http://www.chloridearizona.com/
At the canyon, we stayed at Maswik Lodge, which is one of the lodges
right in the park. It's about a mile from the rim. As I remember, it was
one of the few open at that time of year. It was fine, relaxed, pretty
cheap. We enjoyed it.
http://www.grandcanyonlodges.com/lodging-289.html
During our full day at the canyon, we drove along the rim and stopped
here and there for short walks down a little ways and back.
On the way back, for a change, we took historic Rt 66.
http://www.rjsmith.com/rt66-az-ew.html
That was interesting because it takes you through Indian reservations,
which Judy wanted to see. She was surprised and amazed by the no-joke
poverty here in the great US of A.
Then we were back with you.

Peter

Interesting that Peter mentions Chloride. I think that was a recommended stop by my friend Robin and that Frank from London and I stopped there and walked around the funky little town, seeing the old jail and some odd houses. We enjoyed it, but I can't really tell why. When Frank responds, I'll ask him.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

MAY TRIP REPORT

HERE ARE BLURBS FROM MY MAY TRIP. THEY MIGHT BE HELPFUL FOR SOME OF YOU AS YOU PLAN FOR DECEMBER.

I learned a little more than I knew. I also clipped a few coupons to bring back and have available for those of you who decide to see those shows. And I brought back a couple of the local magazines advertizing current shows. Those of you who are local might like to meet with me and look through them and begin a discussion of what you would like to do.


HOTEL SUMMARY:

Imperial Palace - first night (Saturday) $79 which I paid for with accumulated poker comps. They add $2 an hour to your card.
Orleans - mailer - 3 free nights- one more for $67

to Utah - At Dollar caught a free rental upgrade to Chrysler 300. Sweeeeet!

Four Queens - one night $37 using Travelworm.( Charged me extra $3 parking)
Plaza - 2 nights for $30 total, using ACG- say no when asked if you used the safe and you can save a dollar.
Las Vegas Club - 2 nights for $30 total using ACG
El Cortez - Tower- 3 free nights and two added for $25 each

A total of 15 Vegas nights for $214- $14 average a night.

So after the family left, I turned in the rental car and saved two weeks on that.

OVERVIEW:

1. DEUCE DEBASEMENT The magic of the Deuce bus has dissolved due to our American love of obnoxious advertisements. Over what once were fine clear picture windows is mounted some sort of a black screenlike grid and on that advertisement is spread over the entire bus so from the outside it looks like one huge billboard. You cannot see in from the outside, but you can see out if you like looking at shadowy forms through a dark black maze. Great disappointment. What used to be a beauty of a bus is now a whore for big business. if you want a decent view, fight for the upstairs front or wait for the next bus as not all have been sent into prostitution yet. Going to the DTC downtown you can get a choice.

2. I rode the 108 bus from downtown to the Hard Rock. Not a bad trip. It avoids the strip and passes this World Shopping Center I’ve wanted to visit. Anyone been there? The bus then moves in close to the monorail at Sahara. It passes India Oven which I’ve seen advertised wanted to try and a new Korean Place next door to it. With the $5 daily pass you can hop on and off. The 108 bus goes to Terribles and then to the Hard Rock so you can use up those coupons. The VP there is terrible. I did find one 9/6 JOB but the DB was incredible. How can young hip people be dumb enough to play it! I remember when they had 10/7 at a fine bar there.

3. Since that daily bus pass is for a full 24 hours I actually managed three days of travel using two passes. But stay off the Deuce during the busy hours unless you like a slooooooooooow ride.

4.Did my laundry at the Plaza for the first time. Tiny room that I had all to myself. You need a room key to enter. Washer was four quarters and so was the dryer. One very large load drying and I still did not use up the dollar. Good deal! Used the tables to read and clip coupons from all the magazines while my laundry washed.

5. Played a hell of a lot of 10/7 video poker and had my VP head handed to me on a platter. Lost $1456 and only saw aces once and deuces once and a half dozen other quads for the entire time. Only two 10/7 machines left at the El Cortez. Only had one day when I won more than I lost. Brutal gambling this trip. But I played with Jackie Gaughan again and saw a shaking old alcoholic slip in to hit him up for a $100 bill. “One for the Money.”

Favorite 10/7 machines:

EL CORTEZ: Old quarter machines deliver the cards very slowly, so they keep the suspense. They are my favorites. Only two 10/7 left in the classic section.
FOUR QUEENS: Quarter progressives along the back wall.
GOLDEN NUGGET: Nickles near the Sportsbook and in one other spot not too far from the poker room.
RIVER PALMS: Scattered.
ORLEANS: all over the place
MAIN STREET STATION: Add a scratch card for each 4 of a kind and offer a buffet or two with certain levels of play.

6. My live poker was great. Best game was a 3-6 at Flamingo in Laughlin. Worst was getting caught by the early morning locals at El Cortez. Loved the Plaza. You can tip in quarters relative to the size of the pot, and they lower the rake for groups of five or less players. High hand awards are not the impossible to hit big bad beats, but just little awards for 4 of a Kind or straights. Easy food comps ( play a while and ask quietly away from the table of players) take you to the buffet which is quite good now. In live poker games I broke about even for the trip.

7.FOOD: The cheapest evening buffet is at the PLAZA Buffet. I loved it, especially the beef. I’d avoid the chicken, which was cooked in fat that was too old. Don’t go for lunch as that is $2 more than supper. I had a very thick and good prime rib with some killer hot horseraddish served afternnoons at Careless Kitty’s in El CORTEZ. ( I hate most of their food- was not impressed with Mr. Porterhouse- ) The Patty Melt is also not bad; just uses up the free $5 poker comp. It is a cheeseburger on rye toast. Loved sitting solo at the counter at the GOLDEN GATE. A really fine diner ambiance and you can watch the cooks. Also you get good service there. No waiting for water as the servers are walking back and forth in front of you. The pecan pie was just okay. Looking at the pies and cakes in this mirrored display case was great fun. Their graveyard specials were a bit more than the Upperdeck at Vegas Club, but there was no line if you ask for a counterseat . I had read about the beef stew. Not impressed; my stew is so much better. I always love the Main Street Station Buffet. If you play 1000 points you get it free for lunch. Last trip it cost me $200 and this trip, even with one scratch off, it cost me $170. Still, I do enjoy that pulled pork in the Hawaiian section and the greens are the best as well as ice cream sundae toppings of butterfinger crumbs. Loved the FLAMINGO Buffet in LAUGHLIN. Lots of Mexican food and free unlimited wine or beer. Used a coupon for a free hot dog at Slots of Fun and it was a foot long and came with a free drink from the bar. Ate 75 cent sauerkrat dogs at the Sportsbook of the Gold Coast. Used the ACG coupon for the seafood buffet at the GOLD COAST. $17, but great food, especially the fried oysters. Also had HOT CRAB. I’m rarely impressed by seafood night and think most of them are just an excuse to raise the prices, but this was really good. Especially since my buddy Slick picked up the tab. He felt bad for taking all my money in our last hand of poker at Flamingo.

Thanks to old Slick treating that expensive day, my food bill for the last five days, using comps and coupons, was under $30. Frugal.

If you love sushi, check out the new buffet at the Alladin near the Harmon Avenue entrance. All you can eat seafood for $25 and all seafood. Looked very good, but I am not a sushi kind of guy.

8. Took the free day bus to Laughlin. Nice, but a bit long. 3 hours to get there with all the hotel pickups and a change of bus at a vitamin factory. An easy 2 hours back, however, with a movie. The bus unloads at Flamingo. I fed the carp up to the River Palms, lost some money at VP there and then got it back in live poker at the Flamingo. They take your card and rate you. I have started getting some mailings. Maybe deals will follow one day. I am thinking of staying there a while on one of these trips when I do have a car. Rooms are cheap, so I would not have to play VP to keep up my mailings.

9. A computer handicapper playing poker at El Cortez gave me number 8 for the Kentucky Derby and I almost hit an exacta with it. Stupidly, I did not bet it to win. So I lost.

10. I made my first baseball bet, Marlins as underdog playing at home. Lost.

11. MOST FRUGAL COUPON DAY:
Did a nice match play coupon run and made $50 on that. Here is how it went:
Started on the 108 bus to the Hardrock, $10 freeplay and two matchplays, walked to Terrible’s for $2.49 breakfast using coupon and another match play, . Walked to Ellis Island for match play ( too full for a dollar microbrew or senior special). Walked to Westin and played Win Cards on blackjack. Walked to Barbary Coast and took free shuttle (no one asked for a key) to Gold Coast for 2 free drinks (ACG) and a dollar hot dog from the sports bar. Ate and listened to the great sounds of the Royal Dixie Jazz Band. ( I bought their CD but it is not that good) Played a little live poker and won. Walked to the Palms and discovered I have $38 in food comps, so I played a little to protect it for another year. Walked to Rio for Ron Lucas and Masquerade Show. Took Rio shuttle to Bally’s and walked over to the Alladin for the $20 free play and the newly designed free cup (tapered and black). Bussed back to downtown in time to see Ryan Ahern play piano on his fine big truck. Great music! No wonder he won the Liberace award two years.















12. Saw three comedy shows. I don’t like improv; but the family loved Second City. The new KRAVE at Alladin was hard to find and featured “Pudgy! Queen of Tease” who just wandered the room and harassed couples to sing parts of songs. She had the wit of an obnoxious party guest. Worst act I have ever seen even on a $10 coupon from a magazine. No wit. Riviera was fine. I did not have my coupons but Tickets 2 Nite had half price to the Riviera. I’ll go there again. Next trip I will do my homework on which comic is playing before I go.

13. Saw a great band and Elvis impersonator at Brendan’s at the Orleans and the waitress let me use a Gold Coast free coupon from the Orleans funbook for the second drink. Great to get a martini and a pint of Beamish along with free entertainment and all for free.

14. Fed lots of carp all along the Riverwalk in Laughlin. Great fun to try to feed the carp around the aggressive ducks.

15. Played all low level limit live poker and enjoyed it. Excalibur, Plaza, Flamingo Laughlin, Flamingo Vegas, El Cortez. Watched 3-6 games at MGM and at Paris, but was not attracted. Played the funbook 25 for 20 buy in a 3-6 at Stratosphere, lost, and could not get my comps for a cheap late night breakfast. They just don’t post that dollar per hour that they advertise. If you play a long session, you can get a food comp, but don’t expect to collect comps on your card and go back six months or so later to redeem them. It ain’t happening. also the funbook is down now to only one matchplay. $10 craps. BJ went to a bonus. Mini Bacarat went away.

Also comps at Paris go away in six months.

16. Visited two bird places. The Flamingo is clearly getting rid of that exhibit. We saw the penquins just two days before they moved to Texas. We walked around the nine ponds at the Henderson Bird Viewing Preserve. Really a fine place for water birds. We saw a long billed dowager, American Coots, American Avocet, Grebes, mallards, and other interesting fellows. Had the place to ourselves. I loved watching the Avocets swoop in patterns of fast grace. Bring sunscreen and a hat. No shelter.

17. Valley of Fire was great. I had forgotten about the petroglyph trail. Good fun.

18.I saw Ron Lucas’ ventriloquist act at the Rio and loved it. I used the ACG coupon so the price was $9, ostensibly for the drink. The margarita wasn’t bad. I also realized that right after seeing that show I could get a good spot for the 5 PM Masquerade in the Sky show, so travel time dedicated to a trip to the Rio hits two shows for one.

19. Swam at the Plaza pool. They are improving that pool. No one checked me for a key. I walked over from the Vegas Club too. I could have walked from anywhere downtown and not been bothered. When they are working on the cement, however, the pool gets dirty with cement dust. Nice clock nearby on top of Binion’s so you don’t need to check you watch.

20. TWO FREE SHUTTLES :
Dumped the car early at Dollar and asked for a shuttle to the Plaza. A fellow came in a small car and gave me a free lift back to my hotel. It was May 1st and the Hispanic demonstrations blocked traffic and tied up the roads, but he knew all the short cuts.
El Cortez shuttled me free back to the airport, so I will plan to stay there last on every trip. Sign up 24 hours in advance at the main desk and leave before 2 PM. By the way, I also learned that it does not matter where you drop your car with Dollar regardless of what your reservation states. But the downtown Nugget drop is gone. The closest is Circus Circus. All this helped me dump the rental early and save money.


Okay, enough. Hope your next trip is as enjoyable, but hope you win so it is also cheap. My next trip is in December, from the 4th to the 27th to celebrate turning 60. I’ve invited everyone I know to meet me sometime that month. It should be great fun. I better go now and save some money.

21. We drove up to Bryce and Zion Canyons in Utah and I highly recommend those beauties as side trips for a few days. I liked them better than the Grand Canyon and they are closer. We drove up through Zion and stayed near Bryce, hiking canyons and admiring the hoo-doos spread out like a thousand sand castles made by giants.

22. Saw the greatest street performing “statue” downtown who was a robotic man complete with sound effects.

23. Coupon notes: Some casinos: Riviera for example, have $5 matchplay coupons but no $5 tables. Ask. They let me play my one hand on a ten dollar table using the $5 coupon.

24.good seafood at Todai in Alladin.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

"I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me." - Mark Twain

Friday, February 03, 2006

SHOWS AND MORE SHOWS

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(note: last updated 10-24-2006)

SITES THAT LIST DISCOUNTS:

Most of the time I think that the best bet is to buy tickets at the Box Office on the phone. You don't pay a service fee and often you have the right to cancel without penalty. Always ask about that. But other times the discounts are just too good to pass up. Here are some sources to skim:

http://www.broadwaybox.com/lasvegas/

http://www.goldstarevents.com/

My vegas show information, especially for the higher priced shows, is not based much on personal experience. I have seen very few of the best shows because tickets sell for over $100. When I go solo, I don’t really enjoy paying for a show. For the little entertainment I crave between poker games I like the free lounges where I can listen for a while and then move on, usually to bed.

However, I can offer a way to consider and decide what you might like to see and some resources for evaluating the choices. And I have seen some fine groups in the lounges.

Here are sites that lists many of the shows currently offered in Vegas. It will be more helpful as December approaches; however it is a good place to skim to get an idea of the choices:

http://www.lvol.com/lvoleg/lvshows.html
http://www.vegas.com/shows/index.html



I think that it is best to divide up the show choices in terms of price.

HIGHEST PRICED, MEDIUM PRICED, LOW PRICED (including those that offer a FREE TICKET as long as you buy an $8 drink), FREE LOUNGE ACTS (Some require a drink but most do not.)

As you have seen in monitoring hotel prices, nothing in Vegas has a firm price. All rack prices are inflated so that gamblers and package customers appear to be getting a free ticket worth a bundle. Of course, if you decide last minute to get tickets for a show, you will sometimes have to pay that rate. That is why good planning is essential. You can also decide to gamble on shows and take whatever is at the half priced ticket outlets that day. Even the good shows will be there on occasion. We saw tickets to “O” last time which were very good seats being sold at the last minute. Generally, however, tickets to the Cirque Du Soleil Productions must be reserved about three months in advance. And if you know you want to see one of these shows, reserving directly with the casino offering the show will give you very generous cancellation opportunities, often right up until 24 hours before the show happens.


HIGH PRICED:

CIRQUE DU SOLEIL PRODUCTIONS -
( click above for main site)

http://www.circusnet.info/cirque/circarte/soleil.htm
(Click here for overview)

These shows are by far the must see presentations in Vegas. They are extravagant, usually include dance and acrobatics and wild special effects, and are interesting because they communicate using music, song, dance, color, rather than any particular language. If you spend some time surfing reviews and bulletin boards, you can get a sense of each show.

Here is a site with an overview of each of the five shows now playing:

http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/cirque-du-soleil.htm

Here is a site with lots of positive information and more link:

http://home.utah.edu/~gem16460/cirquedusoleil/frontpage.html

In December some of these, including will be “dark” so that will limit your choice.

"O" is dark Dec 5-17
ka is dark Dec 14
Zumanity is dark Dec 8-19

Love is dark LOVE will not be presented on the following dates in 2006:
October 19
November 28 to December 13Dec 27

Mystere is not dark in December and probably your best pick


Here is some good advice on thinking about these shows:

"Many top tier Shows go on sale 120 days in advance now...
60 and 90 days used to be the 'norm', but some are earlier.
When you know your dates, pick your Shows, and call the
Boxoffice direct.

Look at the seating charts for the Shows you're interested in...know
where you want to sit and price range...
HELP IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE HERE lol!

If you need suggestions or have questions...the trick is to ask early.
Allow as much time in advance as you can to get all your options on
the table before you call the Boxoffice.
I have Boxoffice 1-800 numbers, DARK DAYS, seating ideas, as do many
others folks here........just ask and try and have your Show possiblities
narrowed down.

These darn Shows are so expensive now, getting your tickets in advance
allows you (many of the times) to at least have your Show tickets all paid
for by the time you leave home...this gives you more money to loose once
you get there!...lol, Planning ahead really helps and allows you all the more time(and money)
for fun once you get to Las Vegas."
MYSTERE was going to be my suggestion also, it'll work
for the whole family just GREAT!

But if you want to take a last minute chance TIX4TONIGHT should have tickets for MYSTERE now...they should be 20%off rather
than 2for1. I'm not sure what choices you have using their system, but I think the
best seats in the house are found in SECTION 203, Row AA thru HH at $95.00
Their new hours are 11am to 8pm and they've added
a 'sneak preview' to their website www.tix4tonight.com
which should help a lot!"

I'd be happy to find out anything you want to know, but you might like posting your questions directly on this board:

http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/

in the entertainment section.

I think that “O” and “Mystere” are by far the highest rated. I also hear good comments about “Ka” Of course, , there are some who don’t like one or another. I think if Elizabeth is willing, I will try to go with her to see Ka in late December.
REVIEW: http://www.igoshows.com/reviews/review125.html
Here from a poster is a good sense of where to sit:

The first time we saw KA, we sat in the sixth row of the lower center section (102). While we love being up close for most of the shows we see, we felt we were a bit too close to take it all in. So this time around, based on recommendations and comments on this forum, we opted for seats further back. We have section 201 row EE. The seats were "only" $99 each! There's so much going on above and around the entire stage that we think we'll enjoy this different perspective. Plus, we're in love with the soundtrack, and that will sound good from any seat. If you haven't been to a Cirque show before, it's hard to describe what you'll be seeing. We've spoken to a few people who were not impressed, but that's because they were stuck at a convention and decided, "What the heck, let's see a show tonight." We've seen all the Las Vegas Cirque shows and this one is our favorite.
Actually, there are no really "bad" seats at KA. In fact, sitting back from the stage will give you a good view of a lot of things going on that the folks up front miss. We sat up front in row L and there were things going on overhead and behind us that we had to crane our necks to see. As far as I can remember, there are no view obstructions in the theater.

This is a good show. It starts out a little slow, but the last half has feats that will amaze you. Get there a little early because there are things going on before the show actually starts.

My wife and I saw Ka a few weeks ago. The theater is larger than Mystere or O. We sat in the best of the $99 seats (got them very early). Being farther back from the stage we could see everything fine, but it was hard for me to recognize and keep track of various characters (being more of a "drama" than the other shows), especially with the costume changes. The trade-off is that sometimes some of the cast is out in the audience or on the "apparatus" on the sides of the theater, so being farther back allows you to see more of what's going on out there rather than having to turn around a lot. So it's probably a trade-off. If it were me, I'd try early to get the best $99 seats as much towards the center/front as possible (think they go on sale 4 months before). I would not want to be in the back corner. The theater's really large. If the better $99 are not available for the dates you want to go, I'd go up to $125 and try to get as close to the center of the theater as possible.
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Here is a good thread on Ka including some suggestions of seating:
http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21292

Here is some seating suggestions:

Best seating at KA is Section 102 Rows L-R, seat #'s 13 -18 - $150 each
Also: Section 202 rows AA - DD - $150 each.

Section 201 Rows AA-DD high seat numbers, Section 203 AA-DD low seat numbers - $125 each

Best bargain seats at KA Section 201 Row EE high seat numbers and Section 203 low seat numbers - $99 each.

The rows close to the stage for $150 are not necessarily the best/

My wife and I saw Ka a few weeks ago. The theater is larger than Mystere or O. We sat in the best of the $99 seats (got them very early). Being farther back from the stage we could see everything fine, but it was hard for me to recognize and keep track of various characters (being more of a "drama" than the other shows), especially with the costume changes. The trade-off is that sometimes some of the cast is out in the audience or on the "apparatus" on the sides of the theater, so being farther back allows you to see more of what's going on out there rather than having to turn around a lot. So it's probably a trade-off. If it were me, I'd try early to get the best $99 seats as much towards the center/front as possible (think they go on sale 4 months before). I would not want to be in the back corner. The theater's really large. If the better $99 are not available for the dates you want to go, I'd go up to $125 and try to get as close to the center of the theater as possible.
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LOVE at the Mirage
SEATING NOTES:

UPPER LEVEL SEEMS POPULAR:

We had the $99 seats I believe in section 303 and also had plenty of leg room. I enjoyed being in the upper level so we could see all the action. I think the lowest level seats miss out on a lot of what's going on from props and performers blocking their view of the opposite side of the stage.
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SECTION 204 ROW K

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Michelle and I were in section 209 end seats and no problem with the leg room ( I am 6'4" so leg room is a concern) great show.. We saw the last preview was neat watching the preperation for the premier
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For what it's worth ... we saw it last Monday night from the $66 seats ... second to last row. It was fantastic. I don't feel we missed a thing. We loved the remixed and juxtaposed music, the backdrops, the sets, the stunts, the costumes ... everything. Best show we've ever seen in Vegas (others we've seen are Mystere, Danny Gans and Folies Bergere). Also the "Hard Day's Night" at the bar is a tasty drink!

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Row 'E' is the last, back row of Section 102 on the opposite side
of Section 209 where I was the first time and...IT WASN'T TOO CLOSE!
In fact, you feel right in the middle of the Show and can see everything
just great.
It sets right next to one of the enterance runways so you see
the Artists entering and exiting the various scenes. The view is such,
you see everything from a bit of an 'off center' angle, which made it
all the more interesting/enjoyable for me!
Before sitting down, I tried the very front two rows...they were
definitely too close for me.

To book LOVE it is cheaper and better to book with the Mirage itself. Usually, that also means that you can cancel without penalty up to a few days before the show. Nothing like a little insurance.

ticket information


These are threads with hints at how to choose seating. If you can't bring them up on your computer, let me know and I'll copy relevant suggestions for you. If after reading over these discussions, you still have questions or feel conflicted, let me post your dilemma on the boards and see what they say. One fellow Gregrio is really very knowledgeble about shows. He will answer if I post a question.

http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22631&highlight=seating+Love


http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22207&highlight=seating+Love



Here are a few more such discussions:

click one
http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23245&highlight=Love+Beatles

click two
http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=27843&highlight=love+beatles

click three
http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22639&highlight=Love+Beatles

click four
http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22777&highlight=Love+Beatles

click five
http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21703&highlight=Love+Beatles

click six
http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=31354&highlight=love+beatles

click seven
http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=29790&highlight=love+beatles


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I have to agree that the $69 seats are good. We saw the show from these seats on Sunday, and they were pretty good. I say this having seen the show in preview in June from the $125 seats (discounted at that time). The closer-in seats do allow you to see expressions on the faces, etc. that you won't see from on high, but you also get a different and good perspective on the aerial acts. There is occasional, minor obstruction from the hanging screens of some of the solo dance performances, but not enough to ruin the show.

If you're looking to see a fantastic show, but are not willing to lay out the additional dollars, you'll still have a very enjoyable experience from the low cost seats. By the way, we were in the top row of section

http://forums.lasvegasadvisor.com/messageview.cfm?catid=6&threadid=206179

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Seats for BLUE MAN GROUP:

Blue Man Group : I saw this strange and wild show in NYC and I loved it. It is very odd, abstract, symbolic and fun. That being said some people hated it and thought it was stupid.
MEDIUM PRICED:
Scintas - this is a fine variety act including music, comedy and impressions. This family group came from the West Side of Buffalo and made a great hit in Vegas. They were at the Rio for awhile and had great reviews. I found a couple free tickets somewhere and thought they were a great act. The impression of George Burns was the best I have ever seen.
Now they have moved to the Sahara and they appear often in the 2-1 coupons and half price tickets. So I think this is a good bargain.

check this calendar for dates: http://www.blueman.com/ticketinfo/lasvegas/index.shtml

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CLASSIC SHOWGIRL SHOWS:

Jubilee or Folies Bergere - These are two classic shows with song and dance and flamboyant costumes. Usually parts of the show are tastefully topless. I think they both are great, and often there are half priced or discount tickets available. In my opinion these shows epitomise Vegas. Jubilee also offers a back stage visit on some days. The tour allows guests to meet a "real" showgirl and get a sneak peek into the makings of an extravagant Las Vegas production show. Everything from hair and makeup to contumes and set design are explored as guests experience the backstage secrets of the show and listen to interesting annecdotes from the showgirls themselves. I hope to do this in December is the dates work out.

Here is a fine review of Jubilee including some discussion of seating from a Vegas board:

In June, I took the JUBILEE Back Stage Tour.
Four stories under the stage live the costumes, dressing rooms,
the three 100,000lb. elevators that move the sets up into position
on stage. The inspuration of past dancers still live on the walls in
the form of newspaper clippings and press releases to feed the
hopes and dreams of the currant dancers, and you hear lots and lots
of backstage stories from your guide.
Having seen JUBILEE many times over the years, and it was with
'new eyes' I watched the "hundreds of thousands of rhinestones
covering practically nothing" do it's thing.

Bob Mackie's bright whites, mandarin, magenta, jewel-tone velvets,
ivory and canary colored costumes accented with exotic feathers
make the dancers of JUBILEE a real treat for your eyes.

The life expectancy of Las Vegas Shows these days, leaves little
guarantee they'll still be there your next trip...
JUBILEE is celebrating 25 YEARS and I hope it survives.
Entertainment in the eyes of the corporate brain surgeons is an
odd thing.............

If you've seen JUBILEE before, you know it's 'old school' Las Vegas and
YES, they still use the 'Samson and Delilah' and 'Titanic' scenes, the
tributes to 'Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers', 'Gershwin', 'Ziegfeld Follies',
and the GRAND STAIRWAY WALK...and I hope they always do!

Section 'C' is the mid-room/center theatre seat area for $77 or $79 or $82.00
and are your 'best bangs for your bucks' and view.
This time, I sat a bit closer in a booth down front...just in back of the
'long tables' right in front of the stage.
Row 'A', Seat 9, in booth JJJ...$89.00, and with a coupon (I probably found in 'Las Vegas Magazine' or 'What's On') dropped it to $72.00.
Section 'D' in the back of the room offer theatre seats for $65.00.


Splash at the Riviera was my pick for this trip, but it is closing September 30.

Lance Burton - I went on free tickets and it was alright, but I would not pay to see it. The fellow who won the tickets thought it was great and it is one of the most popular shows in Vegas so maybe it was just me.

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OTHER MIDPRICED SHOWS:

SCINTAS

These family entertainers are a little smaltzy but very good. I especially liked the comedy and an interpretation of George Burns.

Review thread

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FREE SHOW (MUST BUY DRINK FOR $8-$10):

This is a tricky way of marketing Vegas shows. The rack price for these shows is almost never paid. People gather coupons that offer “free” tickets providing you buy a drink, and the drinks cost on average $8, which in Vegas is a pretty expensive drink. Of course, for folks who sign up for vacation packages or get the tickets free from a casino host as a gambling comp, it is important to have the rack price up there high so it looks like they got a $25 show ticket as part of the good deal even if most people are only paying $8 for the same show.

My favorite show in the “almost free” category is the Viva Las Vegas show at the Stratosphere. There are usually coupons around that let you get a ticket for about $8 and for that you see an old fashioned Vegas review which includes some singing, some comedy, a dog act, and pretty dancing show girls.

Also in this category is the MacKing comedy magic show. It is an afternoon show and rated very high by many Vegas sites. There are usually ways to find the “free with a drink” tickets for this one. The comedy is more family friendly. It is not the raunchy king of comedy that you might find at a comedy club at night. And the magic is not the big kind of magic that you might have at a Lance Burton Show. For me it was perfect.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TASTEFULLY EROTIC -

Most of the sexy shows in Vegas are not pornographic, but some are a little stupid. I have not seen too many. I liked Crazy Girls and La Femme, but I would not rave about them. Here is a well respected poster responding to a search for an adult show for a married couple:

When you say you want and adult show for the two of you, I picture
a sexy, provocative, smart, preferably something with lots of skin and
there just isn't a Show like that in Las Vegas.

Le Femme at MGM is creative in it's lighting effects, smart, with beautiful
women, but no guys...good comedy break in the middle, I really like it, lots of folks think it's boring.

Jubilee has the classic topless Showgirls, beautiful costumes, guys and lots
of dancing, but not exactly sexually stimulating and no real skin...

Zumanity has both men and women...women as guys and guys as women, skin,
a taste of S&M and quite suggestive for the conservative minded...I think it's great!

Any of the other topless tourist trap Shows are a crap shoot...maybe you'll be entertained,
maybe you'll just feel like a mindless tourist victom.
I can't understand why no one has come up with a real good sexy adult Show...they're all
kinda cheap/stupid. Fantasy used to be OK at LUXOR...haven't seen the new version, but it's
all women too.

Burlesque is getting real popular....maybe an evening in one of the clubs with some sexy
entertainment might fit the bill: FORTY DEUCE at Mandalay Bay, TANGERINE at t.i.,
PUSSYCAT DOLLS LOUNGE at Caesars Palace..........?

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COMEDY CLUBS-
http://www.a2zlv.com/events/comedy.html

These feature stand up comics, usually two and sometimes an announcer who is a third comic. They can be very good and then again they can be terrible. Too much modern comedy for my taste is just based on saying “Fuck”.

Well, there, I said it. Are you laughing?

Teaching inner city all these years has kind of deadened me to the humorous qualities of “Fuck.” It does not offend me. It bores me.

Then there is the insulting comic whose jokes are not witty or well constructed, just insulting. So you watch people being insulted for an hour. My kids do a better job of this right around the buffet table, and I don’t need to pay $25 to hear it. Well, sometimes they make me pay, but I get tasty food along with their harassment.
That being said, I have seen some of the funniest comedians on Vegas stages. I’m going to try to find out a little about them before I go this time and see which I might like.

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FREE LOUNGE ACTS
(maybe you have to buy a drink some places to sit and watch, but at regular drink prices. Sometimes I just carry my free beer from gambling in to the show and am not bothered. In December there is less pressure too because there are fewer people looking for seats in the lounges.)
another search site http://www.insidervlv.com/entertainment/lounges.html
http://www.vegas.com/nightlife/lounges/

The cool thing about traveling around to hear the lounge music is that you can listen for a while and if you don’t like it, you can move on to another place with no loss of ticket price. One of the things I like best about the Orleans is the performers in their main lounge. and since I have so many free drink coupons, I rarely have to pay to have a drink with the show. Many of the groups I have seen there I can’t name. The Smith Brothers comes to mind.

Here are a few of my favorite groups from other casinos:

Ghalib Ghallab who is at Caesar’s
http://www.ghalibghallab.com/home.htm
http://www.caesars.com/Caesars/LasVegas/Dining/BarsLounges/TerrazzaLounge.htma
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I love swing music and here are two great places to hear it, although one is a long way from mainstream Vegas. This group plays at Fiesta Rancho. You probably want a car to see them.
http://doo-wopp.com/
This doo- wop group plays all the old favorites from the 50’s and 60’s and is really fine. The stage is full and the dancing is great to watch.

http://www.royaldixie.com/
The Royal Dixie Jazz Band plays right at the Gold Coast on most afternoons. When I go, I am often one of the youngest persons there. They play old swing from before the 50’s.
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Huck Daniels Review at the Stratosphere on Monday nights:
This is a very cool experience. On Mondays most shows are dark, and many performers gather in this lounge, especially Black performers. Huck Daniels has his own band and does a set and then starts to include performers from all around Vegas and other instrumentalists and over the course of the late night (usually from midnight until 2 AM he substitutes players and the sounds are very interesting.
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Big Elvis at the Barbary Coast - This fellow claims that Elvis is his biological father and he sings fine. He has quite a following.
http://www.lvol.com/bios/e151.html
BIG ELVIS WITH GOLDIE
GOLDIE DIED LAST WEEK
SHE LOVED TO DANCE AND WAS A REAL ROLE MODEL FOR OLD AGE
HERE IS WHAT BIG ELVIS WROTE















I’ll search out what is around and what might be of interest before we go. Not all groups play at all times.

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WASTE OF TIME
Here is a thread where people listed their biggest waste of time at a show.
http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21939

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If seeing actual DEAD BODIES preserved in plastic appeals to your aesthetic sense, check this out:

http://vegasbirthdaybash.blogspot.com/2006/07/dead-body-exhibit.html

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SHOWS GOOD ENOUGH TO SEE TWICE

*One way to judge the better shows is to ask regular visitors to Vegas what they have seen twice. Here are some answers:

http://www.lasvegastalk.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=31269

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MORE SITES WITH SHOW TALK


Another site discussing Vegas shows:

http://www.vegasshowsandmore.com/

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TWO MOB NOSTALGIC ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS
This first one is a dinner and an interactive show based on the HBO series Sopranos. It has gotten good reviews.

http://www.comedywedding.com/shows/lasvegas/sopranos.cfm?CFID=1139781&CFTOKEN=28473391

The second is a mob tour of Las Vegas including a visit to where Tupac was gunned down.

http://www.vegasmobtour.com/html/about.htm



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WHAT IS DARK AND WHEN

SHOWS AVAILABLE

December is the quiet month so more shows are dark more often. Keep checking here as you plan and I will slowly update this chart, so you can see what is dark in December. I am not a show expert, but I have seen many of these and read enough about the rest to feel comfortable recommending them. I won’t post really bad shows here. If you have particular questions or an interest in a particular show, ask me and I’ll search more sites and ask more people for information.


CIRQUE DE SOL SHOWS


MYSTERE -

Always dark on Monday and Tuesday. Otherwise the most accessible Cirque show.


O

always dark on Monday and Tuesday
On hiatus Dec 5-17

KA

Always Dark on Sunday and Monday except for December 11 when two shows have been added.
Also dark on Dec 14

ZUMANITY

Always dark on Monday and Tuesday
On hiatus Dec 8-19


LOVE

Dark on December 27

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OTHER TOP SHOWS

Blue Man Group

La Reve

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CLASSIC SHOWGIRLS SHOWS

JUBILEE -

Always dark on Fridays
Dark on December 19th
Mondays, Wednesdays or Saturdays at 11 AM there is a tour of the backstage for $10.

FOLIES BERGERE

Always dark on Sundays
On hiatus December 17-25

SPLASH

The box office has no idea.

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INEXPENSIVE AFTERNOON SHOWS

MAC KING
They put in a sub on Sunday and Monday. I’d skip that.
No December hiatus.